Romance and adventure await…
As if I needed more reasons to swoon over Mallory Ortberg’s writing.
Mallory: Oh my God, can you even imagine the Crash-y version of Brokeback Mountain?
JACK: I wish I knew how to quit you because socially, that would make my life easier. Yet I also regularly engage in unprotected anal sex, as is my right. Does this make you uncomfortable?
BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN: You people disgust me.
ENNIS: I hate Mexicans, but a Mexican woman saved my life. What am I supposed to do with this?
The MOUNTAIN crashes into everybody. They die. The MEXICAN WOMAN names her daughter Ennis, who grows up to be Hillary Clinton because anything is possible.